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Gratuity Tucci
Daniel Landry Middle School
8th Grade
THE TRUE MEANING OF SMEKDAY
It was Moving Day
Should that be capitalized? I never would have capitalized it before, but now Moving Day is a national holiday and everything, so I think it should be
Capitalized
Anyway
It was Moving Day, and everybody was crazy You re around with ar food and water, carrying their dogs and kids because they forgot that their dogs and kids could carry themselves Crazy
I reht, Why save a mirror? And then I watched her run down the street with it in both hands, arroup of white guys dressed as Indians ere setting fires and dropping tea bags down h over his head like a waiter, looking all around hi, “Has anyone seen a black bishop?” over and over I remember Apocalypse Hal was on the corner by the Laundrohborhood street preacher orked at the fish and crab place next door He wore a sandwich board sign of Bible verses and shouted angry things at passersby like “The end tin just read “TOLD YOU SO,” and he looked ry
“I was right,” he said as I passed
“About the fish or the apocalypse?” I asked He followed beside me
“Both That should count for soht?”
“I don’t know”
“I didn’t think it would be aliens,” heswords Soels! You find some pretty weird descriptions of theel in Revelation with three heads and wheels”
“I think they’re just aliens, Hal,” I said “Sorry”